Monday, April 11, 2011

Headlines

       You know you're a writer if, when faced with the prospect of eminent death, you start constructing what tomorrow's newspaper headline would read...

LATE-NIGHT FLAT TIRE LEADS
TO KIDNAPPING OF LOCAL GIRL


STRAY M&Ms FOUND ON SEAT
PROVIDE NO CLUES
Posted by Templeton's fury at 4:19 PM
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