Ernest Hemingway: There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
Templeton: But how, master, how?
Hemingway: Do not worry. You have always written before and you will write now. All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know.
Templeton: But today this typewriter mocks me! One sentence you say? Alright...
Much like the garbage disposal, my words are clogged.